What do I bring?

Treat this like a camping trip where you don't have to worry about bringing food as there will be food trucks (bring card/cash for those). Bring your tent, sleeping bag, reusable cup, clothes, toiletries, and booze.


What are we going to do?

Unplug and hang out with good people in the great outdoors! See our schedule page. Once you get here plan on staying for the duration. We want to limit trips to and from the house as much as possible to be respectful of our neighbors.


Do I need to bring food/booze?

There will be food trucks for lunch and Dinner both Friday & Saturday (Bring card or cash). European style breakfast Friday - Sunday ie coffee, bread, fruit, sliced meat & cheese. If you are on a special diet or want some snacks feel free to bring those. There will be vegetarian options for every meal. Of course you need to bring booze and lots of it!


How much is admission?

Bortopia is free to all who received the VIP invite. With that said, donations are most, very, greatly appreciated! Cash or venmo @Aaron-Bortman.


What is the weather like?

60 - 70s during the day. Beware the sun at this elevation is intense, hats & sunglasses recommended. 50s at night, might be a little chilly for you flat landers. Possibility of afternoon showers, light rain coat also recommended.


Do I have to poop in the woods?

Nope, we have two Porta-Johns and a mobile washing station. If you must, you can use the house, but REALLY, REALLY trying to limit time in the house/water usage.


Are showers available?

Yes, there will be two outdoor showers. If you must, you can use the one in the main house. That said our well will be working overtime this weekend. Please keep showers as brief as possible. Get wet, turn off water, soap up, rinse off, done.


Will we have a fire?

As of this writing there is no fire ban in place for Jefferson county. Any/All fires will take place in the designated area with a Bortman present.


What absolutely will NOT be tolerated?

  • Single use plastic bottles are banned, bring a reusable cup!

  • Back talking to anyone with the last name Bortman, don’t even think about it!